segunda-feira, abril 11, 2011

HAJA CAPIM...


No Curso de Medicina, o professor se dirige ao aluno e pergunta:

- Quantos rins nós temos?

- Quatro! Responde o aluno.

- Quatro? Replica o professor, arrogante, daqueles que sentem prazer em tripudiar sobre os erros dos alunos.

- Tragam um feixe de capim, pois temos um asno na sala. Ordena o professor a seu auxiliar.

- E para mim um cafezinho! Replicou o aluno ao auxiliar do mestre.

O professor ficou irado e expulsou o aluno da sala.

Ao sair da sala, o aluno ainda teve a audácia de corrigir o furioso mestre:

- O senhor me perguntou quantos rins 'NÓS TEMOS'. 'NÓS' temos quatro: dois meus e dois seus. 'NÓS' é uma expressão usada para o plural. Tenha um bom apetite e delicie-se com o capim.



Moral da História:


A VIDA EXIGE MUITO MAIS COMPREENSÃO DO QUE CONHECIMENTO.




Às vezes as pessoas, por terem um pouco a mais de conhecimento ou acreditarem que o tem,


se acham no direito de subestimar os outros...



E haja capim!!!

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